Big Brother 17: Week 8 Power Rankings

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After the first, of what will likely be two "Double Eviction" episodes of the season, we are left with only 9 remaining houseguests. With two ladies taking the fall this week, the gender lines in the house are almost back to even, not that that seems to matter this season. BB17 is one of the only seasons in recent memory where there has not been at least a solid attempt to create an "all-girls" or an "all-guys" alliance, and it doesn't look like there will be one forming any time soon.

The Double Eviction has also left us with some rather shaken-up power rankings as we approach the final few weeks of the game. 

9. Becky

Winning HoH last week was one of the worst things that could have happened for Becky. It forced her to show her cards, and threw her directly into the spotlight. If Becky can not remove herself from the block with a POV win this week, she will very likely be talking with Julie about her train-wreck attempt at playing Big Brother. 

Depending on what the competition is to get back in the house from jury, she could have a very solid chance at getting back into the house, before she is inevitably evicted again just a week or two later. 

8. Vanessa

Despite somehow surviving the double eviction, Vanessa has no clue how badly her houseguests want her out of the game. Just about everyone, including her alliance is sick of her, but, because she is so emotionally unstable in the house, they are all hoping that someone else will be the one to take her out. Becky's only shot at surviving this week is to convince the others that she will be gunning for Vanessa next week with the wrath of a woman scorned. 

If you bought Vanessa for the value of how well she is playing the game, and sold Vanessa for the value of how well she THINKS she is playing the game, you would be a very wealthy individual. 

7. John

As painful as it is to say: if Johnny Mac does not form some more solid alliances soon (Steven aside) he may be in some hot water sooner than later. He will likely lose his friend Becky this week, and will be left with Steve, who has a much tighter bond with the twins and Austin, as his only friend. Johnny Mac needs to win HoH this week, form a solid final 4 with James and Meg, and pray to God that Shelli comes back into the house. If these things can happen, it could be a very happy ending for Johnny Mac, and his legion of fans. 

6. Austin

Austin is sitting in a great spot this week, and has secured himself safety with just about everyone next week. He should be able to throw HoH and still be alright for the next few weeks. Austin's problem, however, is the fact that he likely would not be able to beat anyone in the final 2. If he gets there with Liz, he will insist that the jury votes for her to win, and if he gets there with someone else, the jury will not forget the fact that just a few weeks ago he cried that he did not care about winning, and only wanted to go to jury to be with Liz. If anyone in the jury rewards him for that, they are all dumber than originally thought. 

5.  Liz

Liz should be considered the biggest target left in the game, but miraculously, she is not. Between her sister and Austin, they will both do everything in their power to protect her.  Essentially one-third of the house is playing for Liz to make the final 2. Her biggest hurdle, however, will be the potential for Becky to come back in the house. Even worse for Liz, if Becky survives this week and wins HoH, she will be very satisfied with seeing Liz walk out the door during her reign. 

4. James

It is nothing short of miraculous that James has not been considered more of a target this season. He is great at physical challenges, and decent at the mental ones. He is a strategic player, and not afraid to go after the power players and make big moves. If James is anywhere near a final 2, he should have this game on lock. It is likely, however, that once a few more power players are gone, James will be seen by the house as the huge threat that he is. 

3. Steve

Believe it or not, Steve is in a very similar position to Austin. He has surprisingly found some allies in most of the house. Also, he has recently become close with the twins and Austin, and his closest allies throughout the entire game have been John and Vanessa. If Becky is evicted this week, his only concern will be Meg or James winning HoH, and they will probably have bigger fish to fry than Steve. He is in a great spot to position himself for the final 2, but he will have to make a few more big game moves if he wants to have a chance at getting enough jury votes to win the game. 

2. Julia

(Julia Nolan: photo credit: cbs.com)

Julia is in a much better spot than her sister. In fact, if is wasn't for her sister, I think Julia would be the favorite to win. The only reason she would be evicted before her twin, is if Liz is saved with the POV and Austin is not on the block with her. But, if she could somehow get to a final 2 with Liz or Austin, Julia is more likable than both of them and could easily garner enough jury votes to beat either in the final 2. If she doesn't take a bullet for her sister, Julia should not be going anywhere, anytime soon. 

1. Meg

Meg is the more likable, less annoying, and a bit more useful version of Big Brother 16's Victoria. The difference between Meg and Victoria, however, is that Meg has been part of alliances that have made big moves and changed the game. Even though she has never made these moves herself, she can take partial responsibility for all of them, if she is not sitting next to one of her allies in the end. If she is sitting next to James, she is screwed; but if she can get to the end with another houseguest, she has a good chance at winning, simply by being likable. 

I suppose she is playing a similar game to Jordan (BB11) and all Jordan needed to do was win a few challenges near the end, and she was a half million dollars richer. If anyone can pull off that same type of victory, it is Meg. 

Predicting the Survivor: Second Chances Cast

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For the thirty-first season of Survivor, CBS has decided to let the public vote for their favorite previous castaways that they think deserve a second chance at the game. CBS took the liberty of narrowing the field to 32 castaways, 16 men and 16 women, that have only played the game one time, and who they deem “worthy” of a second chance at a million dollars. While the pool of potential castaways has some noticeable omissions, (more on that later) at least there is a wide range of castaways eligible. Unlike many “All-Star” Reality TV seasons whose cast is heavy on contestants from recent seasons, there is a strong likelihood that Survivor: Second Chances will include castaways that haven’t been seen on our screens since 2000-2001, which is a lifetime in Reality TV standards.

The following are the sixteen women, ranked in order of least to most likely to return, competing for your votes to play the game one more time.

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Survivor 30: Worlds Apart, Ranking the Castaways

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With the premiere of Survivor: Worlds Apart, its historic 30th season, just two weeks away, lets take a look at the castaways vying for the million dollar prize and the title of Sole Survivor. In press interviews for the show, Jeff Probst, host of the show since its inception back in 2000, has made the bold claim of this being one of the greatest, if not the greatest, cast the show has ever had.

“Person for person and pound for pound, I will say that this is the best group of people I think we’ve ever had,” Probst told EW in December. “Just based on my experience, this was one of myfavorite seasons of all time.”

We will be the judge of that, Probst. So what is the “twist” this year? Well, the producers have decided to break up the castaways into three tribes:

Blue Collar, those whose occupations entail physical or manual labor.

White Collar, those whose places of work are in offices or a professional environment.

No Collar, those whose “occupations” are a bit more untraditional.

So, which tribe will do the best? Tune in Wednesday, February 25th on CBS to watch the journey begin. But, since this is ryanscountdowns, I have decided based on their pre-season interviews on cbs.com, to share my pre-season power rankings; a countdown of the least likely, to most likely of becoming the 30th Survivor champion.

18. Dan, Blue Collar

Dan, a postal worker technician, from Maine, has tried to get on Survivor for quite some time. He claims to have sent in over 100 tapes, and driven over 25,000 miles for open casting calls. No question about it, this dude deserves a spot on the show. It is unfortunate for him, however, that the season he finally gets on, the castaways are spilt into three tribes, which means there are only 6 people per tribe instead of the usual 8 or 9. This makes it even more difficult for him to hide the fact that he will be the biggest liability on the team when it comes to winning challenges.

Overall finish: First one voted off the Blue Collar tribe.

17. Nina, No Collar

I fear as though Nina’s biggest hurdle she will need to overcome is not the fact that she is deaf, it is that fact that she lies awake in bed at night, and wonders if she is going to be able to lie. This is Survivor. Lying is a requirement. The 51-year-old housewife from Palmdale, CA is physically fit, but will have to hope for the “No Collar’s” keep winning immunity, as she may be expandable due to the fact that her tribe mates all seem to be more valuable in the challenge department. No lie.

Overall finish: First one voted off of the No Collar Tribe

16. So, White Collar

Sooooooo, So, from Long Beach, CA,  plans on proving that “women can be strong, strategic, and smart and get there on their own”, and then in her next breath says she will have to use the “cute card” to survive. It seems as though So does not have any clue what she plans on doing, but my prediction is that she will do less than a So-So job at proving women can be strong, strategic, and smart, and win Survivor on their own.

Overall finish: Pre Merge

15. Tyler, White Collar

CBS lists Tyler as an “ex talent agent assistant”, and while I am a bit confused as to how that is an occupation, the 33-year-old from LA seems confident, a bit too confident, that his life skills will propel him to victory. His claim in his interview, however, that he “will not go out with a whimper or missed opportunity” screams like he is foreshadowing his own demise. And I am confident that his over confidence will likely be his downfall.

Overall finish: Pre Merge/Early jury

14. Will, No Collar

41-year-old Will is noted as a youtube sensation. I am now certain that there will be a youtube “star” casted on every major reality show from now until the end of time, but I digress. Apparently Will sang a song while he was pumping gas, and the video went viral.

Survivor is no Shell station though, and Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” will not be ringing through the beaches of Nicaragua. Will will have to find something else to help him survive. He may have a fun-loving personality, but on a tribe with 4 younger, cooler, better looking, free spirits, Will may be the odd man out.

Overall finish: Pre Merge

13. Lindsey, Blue Collar

Let me start by saying that Lindsey seems very sweet, likable and fun; someone I would hang out and have some beers with. Let me follow that by saying, we have seen “Lindseys” before on Survivor; the tattooed, crazy haired, attractive hairstylist. In fact just TWO seasons ago we had this….

Her name? You guessed it. Lindsey. Yes, they are both named Lindsey. Lindsey from Survivor 28 ended up quitting the game. And what does new Lindsey say in her interview will be the hardest part of playing Survivor? That going without food is going to be very difficult for her, but she is NOT going to quit.

She is going to quit.

Overall finish: Pre merge

12. Carolyn, White Collar

This 52-year-old Corporate Executive from Tampa, FL is going to be a feisty one. She openly says that she “wants to make good television” and that she may lose her cool, so she will have to run to the confessional so she doesn’t “go off on somebody.” My prediction: she will “go off” on a few people but will make it far in the game because she will not be a threat. Even if she is in the final 3, she will have no shot at winning the game.

Overall finish: 3rd place

11. Joaquin, White Collar

Joaquin, the 27-year-old marketing director from Valley Stream, NY is a self-described alpha male that is “wild, selfish, and egocentric” and its “his way or the highway.” Translation: he will be an amazing Survivor contestant, and he will be the first one booted once the tribes merge.

10. Mike, Blue Collar

Texan oil driller, Mike Holloway, is a nice guy, but has the “itch” to be the villain. This could work one of two ways for the 38-year-old, who lists picking up the ladies as one of his hobbies.

   “If a girl wants to be sweet on me, that’s fine. I will use that against them. For sure.” says Mike.

This strategy will either land him one of the first spots on the jury, or one of the spots in the final 3. My prediction: about 40 minutes into episode 8 we will hear Jeff Probst say “We’ll now bring in the members of the jury; Joaquin, and Mike, voted out at the last tribal council.”

I also predict they will be best bros once on the jury, and we will have the luxury of seeing them high-five and fist bump multiple times as they watch the people who voted them out squirm in their seats as they are interrogated by Probst.

Overall finish: 1st or 2nd jury member

9. Joe, No Collar

 Joe, a 25-year-old jewelry designer from Scottsdale, AZ may fade into the background with all the strong personalities this season. He said and did nothing in his interview that would lead me to believe he will have a chance at winning this game. He seems like a cool, fun, nice, carefree dude, which is great. But, in Survivor, carefree and fun often leads to 7th, 8th, or 9th place; right after all the bigger threats are sitting in the jury.

Overall finish: early-mid jury member

8. Kelly, Blue Collar

Kelly, a 44-year-old, New York State Trooper, has everything it takes to win Survivor. She is likable, physically fit, mentally tough, and competitive. Her only downfall could be the that she is a bit older than the majority of her tribe. This should not be a factor during the challenges, as she is sure to excel in that category; but when it comes to fitting in with the rest of her tribe, she may be in trouble. If she can avoid being “bad cop” to the twenty somethings on her tribe, and let them have their fun, she could make it very far.

Overall finish: Mid Jury (6th place?)

7. Vince, No Collar

The Coach Wade vibe is oozing out of Vince Sly (what a great name). From the feather in his hair, to his eccentric personality, Vince Sly could very well be the break out star of Survivor: Worlds Apart. His occupation is listed as a Coconut Vendor. I don’t know about you, but I am hard pressed to think of an occupation better suited to live on a Nicaraguan beach for 39 days. But the best part about Vince, has to be the fact that he is a LIFE COACH. I would pay good money for just one “life coaching” session from Mr. Sly. I would be co-co-NUTS to pass up life advice from this gem.

We could be on the verge of pure casting gold here, ladies and gentlemen.

6. Shirin, White Collar

Shirin, 31, from San Francisco, CA, is a Yahoo Executive. Clearly she has the brains to do well in this game. But, there are a few lingering unanswered questions that will determine Shirin’s fate on Survivor. Will her tribemates consider her too much of a mental threat, and vote her out? Will she be the biggest liability in the physical challenges for the White Collars? If White Collars lose a few immunity challenges before the switch/merge, (which I am leaning towards) Shirin could be toast. But if they can somehow string together a few wins, Shirin, a huge fan of Survivor since the age of 16, could have what it takes to win it all. Yahoooooooooooooooooo!

5. Sierra, Blue Collar

Two seasons ago, Survivor split up the tribes based on Brains, Brawn, and Beauty. Sierra could have been the shining star on all three of those tribes.

A) Brains – She is currently in school going for her masters of Criminal Justice with an emphasis in Corrections.

B) Brawns – Not only is she a cowgirl and a rancher, but she is also an “extreme athlete”, who was offered college scholarships for both basketball and rodeo.

C) Beauty – She is a 6’1″ model, and complete beauty. Possibly one of the best looking girls to have ever appeared on Survivor.

This girl is the full package, and should sail along to the merge with zero threat of being voted out. Once the merge happens though, if she does not downplay her physical and mental abilities, she could be targeted once the big dogs get their torches snuffed. On the plus side for Sierra; if she can stay away from the spotlight post merge, she is likable, strong, confident, and educated enough to lasso up most of the jurors votes.

Overall finish: mid-late jury

4. Max, White Collar

In 30 seasons, I have never been more excited to watch somebody play Survivor, then I am for Max Dawson. I have been following Max Dawson on Twitter for years, as he is a reality tv aficionado, and quite comical. He very much reminds me of a hairier version of myself. He is a professor, I am a teacher. He is a media consultant, specializing in reality tv, and I am months away from having my masters in new media journalism, specializing in entertainment. He likes kale, and I like kale. We are basically the same person, and are bound to be instant best friends should our paths ever cross.

That being said, due to the fact that he taught a college course on Survivor called “The Tribe has Spoken: Surviving TV’s new Reality” at Northwestern University, he may be seen as a huge target. I certainly would have recognized him if I were on this season, and due to the fact that a lot of this seasons contestants are self-proclaimed “huge fans” of the show, no doubt someone is bound to know him, and his vast knowledge of the show.

I hope he wins, but I am unfortunately predicting a late jury finish for Professor Dawson.

3. Jen, No Collar

With the exception of Max, whom I have “known” for years, Jen, a 22-year-old sailing instructor from Long Beach, CA, is far and away my favorite contestant this season, and gave one of my favorite pre-season interviews of all time. She is quite possibly the coolest 22-year-old girl on the planet, and I instantly fell in love with her. Should she win Survivor, she wants to start her own vineyard, but isn’t really even sure how to make wine. As I am in the process of getting my masters of sommelier certification, Jen, Jon Misch, last seasons Oenophile, and I should move to Napa Valley and live out the rest of our lives making wine, drinking wine, and talking about Survivor.

So, how will Jen fare in the game? Well, she wants to align with the dudes because she gets easily annoyed by chicks (This girl is amazing, right?) and she is a huge fan of the show. However, I fear that she may be a bit too laid back to win it all. If she gets to the end, I think she will win. But, I fear that she may be too likable, and the merged tribe will give her the boot right before the final 3. And I will be crying in my wine when that happens.

Overall finish: 4th-5th place

2. Hali, No Collar

Much like Sierra, Hali, a 25-year-old law student from San Francisco, is a triple threat, as she has the brains, brawn, and the beauty to stand out above the rest. Hali will no doubt fit in with her “No Collar” tribe, and should be likable enough, to catapult her deep into the game. If she makes some big moves, this game is hers to lose. If she rides coattails, she screams 2nd place finish to me. Regardless, Hali has all the tools she needs the win the game.

1. Rodney, Blue Collar

“I may go down as the best person from Boston of all time”, says Rodney Lavoie, 24, and general contractor from Boston, MA. It is a bit unclear whether he is saying he was going to be the best person of all time from Boston to play Survivor, or simply the best person from Boston of all time. Period.

He basically is Boston Rob, the second coming, and I hope that we see Rodney, and not Boston Rob playing for a fifth time. If he is right however, and he does end up winning this season and becoming a Survivor legend, I smell a battle of the Boston season on the horizon, as Rodney Vs. Boston Rob would be Jeff Probst’s wet dream.

I do think that Rodney will have control over this game, and will take a few young girls to the end and crush them in the finals, much like his protégé, Boston Rob Mariano. And like Mariano, Rodney was basically incomprehensible throughout much of his 1:10 interview.

Either way, Rodney should be a major character starting next Wednesday, when Survivor: Worlds Apart premieres at 8pm EST on CBS.

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Survivor: San Juan Del Sur, Finale

After 29 seasons and almost 500 tribal councils, "Survivor" continues to be my favorite show on television, and here is why. While a Natalie victory has been almost inevitable for weeks now, that does not mean the season finale was void of surprises. The final 5 tribal was intense, and Natalie using the hidden idol on Jaclyn was probably the best moment of the season. 

This season was as good as it could possibly have been considering the lack of game players that were cast. It is almost impossible to tell if Natalie is one of the greatest players to ever play the game, or if she just looked like a mastermind because of the people she played against. If Natalie did not win this season, it would have gone down as one of the worst, but she was by far the most deserving winner, and justice was served. 

For the final countdown, I will rank all of the castaways based on a combination of the following 3 categories:

* Gameplay - How well they played the game strategically. 

* Like-ability - Not necessarily ranked by my favorites, but an overall general consensus of how well they are liked by the public, to the best of my knowledge, based on conversations, both face to face, and on message boards.

* Likelihood of them being asked back for an All-Star season. 

18. Dale

Generally speaking, older castaways usually serve one of three purposes...

1) The nice father/mother figure that breaks the heart of fellow castaways, and all of America when they are voted out. 

NOT DALE.

2) The funny, comic relief on the show, which often propels them to the very top of the lists of many people's favorite castaways.

NOT DALE.

3) The grumpy, ornery,  old man that nobody is rooting for and nobody could care less when they are voted out. 

A.K.A. DALE

Gameplay - 15/18

Like-ability - 18/18

All Star Potential - 17/18

17. Julie

I remember the first episode Julie stated, "I don't want to be known as the girl with the big boobs and John Rocker's girlfriend." Well, don't worry Julie, now you are known as "John Rocker's girlfriend, trail mix stealer, and Survivor quitter...with big boobs."

Gameplay - 18/18

Like-ability - 13/18

All-Star Potential - 18/18

16. Val

You can't fault a girl for trying. And Val tried... hard. Sure she got a raw deal by having to spend the first few days on "exile" island, but so did Keith, and he made it to the final 4. Val's "I have 2 immunity idols" scheme was, in hind sight, a game ending decision. Due to the fact that most of her screen time was spent trying to dig herself out of the gigantic hole she dug for herself the first few days of the game, we didn't really get to know Val, which is a shame because she seems likable enough to root for. 

Gameplay - 17/18

Like-ability - 12/18

All-Star Potential - 16/18

15. John Rocker

When I saw that John Rocker was going to be a part of Survivor, my first reaction was to roll my eyes and try to prevent myself from gagging. Now that John Rocker has been on Survivor, I still feel the exact same way. He is about as likable as a North Korean leader, and, besides his "fight" with Natalie, brought nothing worthwhile to the show. The next time Survivor decides to cast a "controversial celebrity" on the show, can they at least make sure the person has the capability to crack a few jokes, or maybe even smile once in a while?


Gameplay - 12/18
Like-ability - 17/18
All-Star Potential - 15/18

14. Drew

Typically when Jeff Probst does not get to speak to every castaway at the reunion, I get upset. Like, really?! You could not find 30 seconds to spend on each of the castaways to hear what their thoughts are? This year, however, I had literally, absolutely NO desire to hear from anyone on the top row. In fact, if Drew didn't even show up at the reunion, I doubt anyone would have even wondered where he was. Someone that can't even take the time to learn his tribe mates names, has no business playing this game, and needs no recognition at the reunion special. 

Gameplay - 16/18

Like-ability - 11/18

All-Star Potential - 14/18

13. Nadiya

Nadiya played the game as hard as her sister, Natalie, but the difference is that she played too hard the first 3 days, and Natalie played hard once playing hard became acceptable. In Nadiya's defense, Natalie didn't have to start playing hard until week 4, as her tribe kept winning immunity. However, Nadiya opened her mouth way too much, and way too soon, and she paid the ultimate price for it. Look for Natalie and Nadiya on Big Brother this summer and expect Nadiya to pull out a win. Maybe then, their parents will love them both equally again. 

Gameplay - 13/18

Like-ability - 15/18

All-Star Potential - 11/18 (will they really invite Natalie back without Nadiya??)

12. Alec

No, this is not a photo of Jesus looking down in awe at Missy for saying a Survivor jury is as important as a murder trial jury; it's Alec, the most useless castaway this season. Either Alec smuggled in some of the most amazing San Jun Del Sur'ian weed of all time and was stoned for 39 days, or he has the greatest case of "resting moron face" of all time.


Gameplay - 14/18
Like-ability - 9/18
All-Star Potential - 12/18 (only because the people may demand more of Alec's resting moron face.)




11. Missy

While Missy played one of the best games as far as getting to the final 3 is concerned, she must have forgotten about the part of the game that you need to actually receive votes from the jury in order to win. Missy had a relatively easy run the first 34 days of the game, but her final 5 days may have been the most challenging 5 days for any Survivor yet. Missy breaks her ankle during a reward challenge (that a 8 year old boy created)!, her daughter gets blindsided on day day 37, she gets torn a new one by bitter jury member, Reed, on day 39, and gets exactly one vote to win; from her daughter.
Hopefully her exposure on the show can help her find her next husband, and hopefully he has the best prenuptial agreement that one can have.


Gameplay - 7/18
Like-ability - 14/18

All-Star Potential - 10/18



10. Wes

As far as Wes's Survivor experience is concerned, he will be remembered for the following things.

* Being the son of Keith.

* Eating too many tacos and drinking so many margaritas that he threw up.

* Asking Jeff Probst if he remembers being naked on the set of "Two and a Half Men."

That is all.


Game play - 11/18
Like-ability - 6/18
All-Star Potential - 13/18



9. Baylor

Girls like Baylor are exactly the reason why Survivor has an age limit of 21 years old. They do, however, occasionally break their own rule when they are casting as part of a twist, so they allowed Baylor on the show even though she is still 20 years old. While that was great for our entertainment, it will probably scar Baylor for life, as she came across as a brat that nobody remotely liked.

She was a decent strategist, but like her mother, was only playing for a spot in the final three, and completely ignoring the fact that the jury would need to send votes her way if she wanted to win. Baylor would have received exactly zero votes if she was in Jaclyn's place, and Natalie would have had a clean sweep of the 8 jury votes.

Maybe Baylor, and her mother, were banking on a final 2, in which the jury would be forced to choose between Missy and Baylor. In a season of bargaining with Probst, this would have been the best offer yet, as the entire jury would ask Probst if they could cut off their own hands rather than write down Missy's or Baylor's name to win the game.


Game play - 5/18
Like-ability - 16/18
All-Star Potential - 8/18



8. Kelley

It is a shame that Kelley did not last longer in the game. We really only got to see her share her distaste for Drew, and hear about her turbulent relationship with her father, Dale. Basically, the above picture sums up Kelley's feelings towards all of the men on the show with her.


Game play - 9/18
Like-ability - 8/18
All-Star Potential - 9/18



7. Jeremy

There was always a very good chance that Jeremy was either going to be one of the first jury members, or he was going to win the game. Unfortunately, for him, it was not the latter. It was Jeremy's closest ally, however, that ended up not only winning, but dominating the game. I would be very surprised if Jeremy was not asked back for a future season, and I would be shocked if he did not win. He has learned from his mistakes, and he will not let it happen again. Plus, look at how much fun he always looked like he was having? How can he not want to do this again?


Game play - 6/18
Like-ability - 9/18
All-Star Potential - 3/18


6. Josh

For the first 4 episodes Josh was a shoo-in for most all-star worthy. It seems, however, that once the merge took place, Josh lost his steam and almost began to give up hope. We didn't see the drive in him that we saw in his boyfriend, Reed, when Reed was in do-or-die situations. If they do a Blood vs. Water all stars in a few years, Josh and Reed will return to play again. If they do not, Josh is probably done with Survivor. He did just get a role on Broadway's "Dr. Zhivago", and may become too big of a Broadway star (that is a thing, right?) to return to Survivor.


Game play - 8/18
Like-ability - 3/18
All-Star Potential - 6/18



5. Reed

Reed has had one of the most bizarre runs on Survivor that I can remember. He was invisible for the first half of the season, and a break out star the second half of the season, only to end his time on the show by delivering one of the most memorable speeches in Survivor history. I need to see Reed on the show again, and will write a strongly worded letter to casting if I don't get that opportunity. 

Reed's Survivor Entertainment Timeline

Game play - 4/18
Like-ability - 7/18
All-Star Potential - 5/18




4. Jaclyn

Jaclyn's time on Survivor was much like Reed's. She was also invisible until the merge, and was predicted to be "the next to go" by many people for the first 5 weeks of the game. She, too, ended up being a star, especially with her final immunity challenge victory when she miraculously managed to beat two of the season's best competitors. America's reaction when Jaclyn won final immunity (nearly snapping in half jumping from a platform in the process) ......

Gameplay - 3/18

Like-ability - 5/18

All-Star Potential - 7/18

3. Keith

Keith was by far the biggest character this season, and I will eat my hat if we have seen the last of Keith on Survivor. He was a challenge superstar, and flew just enough under the radar that he soared to the final 5. We got more footage of Keith spitting than we see throughout an entire 7 game World Series, and more memorable one liners than an entire season of Saturday Night Live. Can we please get our first ever spin-off show from Survivor? "Keith and his Firehouse Buddies" has a great ring to it. 

Game play - 10/18

Like-ability - 1/18

All-Star Potential - 2/18

2. Jon

No matter whether you loved or hated Jon, you can't deny that he was an essential part of this season.  He and Jaclyn had more people begging for their vote than an independent, senile, senior citizen walking into the voting poll on election day. 

Jon was my personal favorite all season, and, to me, was the most relatable and down to earth one in the bunch. He (and Jaclyn) were the deciding vote at many tribal councils and single-handedly led his team to many victories pre-merge.  If I never reach my goal of becoming a sommelier, Jon will be the first person I would want choosing my bottles of wine for me. 

Game play - 2/18

Like-ability - 2/18

All-Star Potential - 4/18

1. Natalie

Regardless if Natalie ended up winning the season or not, she still would be number one in this countdown. Weeks ago I made the claim that not only would Natalie win this season, but she will come back and win another season. Natalie was the star of San Juan Del Sur and even if she ended up in fourth or fifth place, she still would have been thought of as the player of the year. Who does not want to get a beer with Natalie? Because even though I would be scared to death that I would say something she wouldn't agree with, and she would yell at me, she still seems like a hell of a lot of fun to be around, and I am sure drunk Natalie would be as entertaining as one could get. 

I will accept any and all forms of recognition when Natalie is crowned the winner of Survivor: All-Stars 2. 

Game play - 1/18

Like-ability - 4/18

All-Star Potential - 1/18